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Welcome to Mudville, Come on in!

As the Mayor of Mudville, allow me to officially welcome
you to my own little psychological standoff. Note: The identites on the
mugs have been nearly totally worn away and are almost indiscernable.
Daily wear and tear have resulted in obvious brand identity erosion.
Mayor Mudd, although an unquestionably upstanding citizen, has obviously
been 'through the ringer' many several times. The resultant effects
can been seen in the distorted expression and disconnected gaze.
The Mayor is Officially In
Mayor Mudd is now a permanent part of the Mudville collection
and will be on display during normal business hours as conditions
permit.. Reservations recommended for tour. Call for an appointment
Monday through Friday 9:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m. Central Standard Time.
The direct number is (763) 238-9495 or email Mudville City Hall
Directly at email@mudville.com.
The Mayor's Corner - Mudville News

Hi. Thank you for visiting our fine outpost. You are now enjoying
timely information from Mudville, directly from the horses mouth.
I'd like to personally welcome you to Mudville. Come on in and sit
a spell. Look around, there's plenty to see. VR Bob,
Captain Composite and the VR Rangers are my personal heroes
and that there Fake Juggling
shit is really fun. I was an altar boy when I was a youngin'. I
guess I was an ugly duckling, cause I didn't see any action. Anyhow,
I would just like to let you know how damn happy I am for you to
be here, for without you, we wouldn't exist. If you're in the neighborhood,
come on over and see me, my door is always open, 'cept when I'm
takin' a crap. See ya's all real soon now, maybe at the BeerFest,
I mean CornFest, Mayor Mudd.
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