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Welcome to The Fake Juggling Website.
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The lounge is now open again and has recently been remodeled after the alcohol burnoff in Jonesie's breath caught a centerpiece on fire while 'serenading' some young women in the audience who apparently had 'won' backstage passes. Please be advised, there is no backstage whatsoever, so just don't wander off, you hear? Participants assume total responsibility and risk while attending "Fake Juggling Events." While the "Fake Juggling Association" does neither endorse nor condemn questionable behavior, one must assume that these activies do involve some potential for insult ranging from minor emotional tension to irreversible mental trauma. Management will not be responsible for "incidents" resulting from participation in programs presented by the "Fake Juggling Association". Contact the "Fake Juggling Webpage Association" by dialing (763) 238-9495 or email Fake Juggling Webpage Association Directly at smel@antiskelly.coma.
Bored to Death?Polychromatic schemes are profusions of color, both complementary and contrasting. They can be bright or soft, but to be successful they need to reflect certain basic principles of color theory. Clashing colors need to be separated by mutually agreeable hues. White can be a good buffer, but it—as well as other colors—must be used generously, or the result will be spotty and cluttered.
Color is waves of light, which are raw sensory stimuli that our mind forms into sensory perceptions such as shades of reds and greens. Distance is a perception created by the minds interpretation of stereoscopic vision. Pain is a perception created by stimulus such as pressure on or laceration of the skin. Motion is a sensory perception created by either movement of edges and lines within the vision field or vestibular stimulation of the individual related to change in relative position.
Snow is frozen water, which excites sense cells in the skin and causes the mind to sense feelings of cold or numbness. Falling snow can be categorized as raw sensory stimulus of the movement of shapes through the air. The mind uses what it already knows about snow to formulate the theory of "snow".
Missing Bike
This photograph is from surveilence video and shows the suspect wanted
on suspicion of grand theft trick bike. The man, who dressed as a
clown, stole this trick bike and eluded authorities by slipping into
the Founder's Day Parade. Anyone with information leading
to the arrest is encouraged to call Mudville Security Enforcement
Council at (763) 238-9495. A small reward is offered for information
leading to the recovery of the bike. Alternately, if the bike was
just left by the side of the beer garden during next weekend's Corn
Fest, we'll let it go, no questions asked.| ©2005 Fake Juggling Website Association, Inc., all rights reserved |
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